What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 08:09
Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Octopussy
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
Why do females hate MGTOW so much?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.